Sunday, October 29, 2017

A man walks into a store...

A man walks into a store and says, "I would like a orange hat, orange pants, orange sweater, and white shoes." The clerk says, "Are you an osu fan?"  "Yes," replied the man. "How did you guess - by the color combination?" "No," answers the clerk, "because they is is a hardware store."    
#bedlam #beatosu #boomersooner 

Two OSU farmers

Two OSU farmers are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
“Hey Bo, what’cha got in th’ bag?”
— “Jus’ some chickens.
— “If I guess how many there are, can I have one?”
— “I’ll give you both of them.”
— “OK. Ummmmm……, five?”
#bedlam #beatosu #boomersooner